[WhiliaStelt]

It's clean! and posh!, It's Kendoriffic!
but let me be, just more specific,
So fresh! so keen! so pearly white!
I'll post my blather, day and night!
It's turns our brains to instant goo!
(but I often post here from the 'loo.)
The admins must impress the bankers,
who benefits? -Us silly wankers,
But I digress, I like it here!
To learn of swords, and kendo gear!
-and making fun of nerdy kids,
with posted links of you-tube vids!
But let me just reiterate,
this bright new look, I do not hate!
A brilliant place, for our opinions
Still saves you neigh,....

...from my squirrelly minions.