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Ironing is womens work, that's what wives are for!

My wife never did my ironing-that's why she now lies under my patio.

If one possesses a bit of a firm rotund abdomen, then there is the option of 'belly ironing'. While the item is still damp, straighten it out and run your palm firmly over it whilst stretching it over your en suite ironing board! The effects are passable for everyday clothing.

For details on developing a 'in-built ironing board', please PM me for diet tips.