Private investigators! Oh noes! They're just like Batman so they must be equally intelligent, it's just so logical! C'mon, these are people who, for the most part, are paid to case a house to see if a spouse is cheating on them. I love conspiracies, I love even entertaining the notion of them...but seriously, the birther conspiracy is the most ill-prepared and idiotic one I've heard in a long time. What is the problem with it you say? It's just too simple to actually make any sense.