This is the conspiracy forum. I have already admitted that this is a Lucidian Conspiracy. And for everyone that thinks this is awful let me remind you that the Lucidian Conspiracy is a force of pure evil. Bwhahahahahahhahahaha. And I am pretty sure that "The Eurasian" is something of a fictious persona himself. There are things that he has said that lead me to believe that the whole thing is a kind of running joke.