[Mabeavyledlib]

Oh let me give you a good idea. I did this one to a friend of mine
as a joke one time (pre-email days, so it was by regular mail, but
should work the same).

Pull up every tele-evangelist you can think of, like Robert Tilton,
Jim & Tammy Faye Baker (they aren't in business anymore, but back
in the day I used them), Jerry Fallwell, etc. You can probably Google
search and get a bunch of names.

Then send in their email address & name requesting more info and
also that you are interested in donating to their "ministry". I don't
mean to offend if anyone follows these types; to me they are nothing
more than scam artists, but I know some believe they are sincere.

Anyway, once you ever get on their "prayer(donor) list" it takes forever
to get them to leave you alone. It works best if you can put the person's
phone number in there too, since it falls under charities and is exempt
from the DoNotCall lists.