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**Intiltern** · 09-01-2012, 11:15 AM

And now for something compeltely different.......

this one was sent to me by a Spanish friend from Barcelona.....obviously the Gallegos (people from Galicia) are the butt of some jokes up there in Catalunya - a bit like us Irish back in UK, maybe its an anti Gaelic thing the world over

.....by the way, I have nothing against them myself, being a fellow Gael - some of the friendliest Spanish I've met are from Galicia, and its a beautiful part of the country - well worth a visit!

Carta de Reclamacion de un Gallego
al gerente del Hotel donde paso el fin de a?o
en Londres
(Letter of complaint from a Gallego to the management of a hotel where he spent New Year's)

try to read with Spanish pronunciation - eg. 'j' similar to 'h' and 'i' sounds like 'ee'.

enjoy......
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Dier Se?or Gerente:
Now I am tella yu di story of jau I was treated at yor jotel.

I am comma from Galicia as touris to London and estay as a spanish man at yor jotel.

When I comma my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?

I col down de recepshon and tella: "I wanna shit".

Dey tella me "Go to the toillett".

I sey "no, no, I wanna shit in my bed".

Dey sey "You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch".

What is sonnawabitch?.

I go down for restoran for breikfast. I order beicon and eggs and two pisses of toast, I getta only one piss of toast. I tell a waitress and points of toast "I wanna piss".

She tella me "Go to the toillett" I say

"No, No, I wanna piss on my plate".

She den say to me "you bloddy fella not piss on yor plate, you sonnawabitch".

Secon person who don even know me and col me sonnawabitch!.

What is sonnawabitch?.

Later I go dinner into restoran. Spoon and knife is der but no fock.

I tella waitress "I wanna fock", and she tella me:

"Sure, everybody wanna fock",
"I tella her", no, no, you don understand me. "I wanna fock on de table".

She den tella me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on de table?,

"Got your ass out of here".

So I go to de recepshon and ask for de bills. I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more. When I have pay de bills, the porter say to me

"Thank you and peace on you".

I say

"piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".

I go back to Galicia!.

I never more comma stay in your jotel, you sonnawabitch.

Sincirly,

Venancio.

09-01-2012, 11:15 AM	#13
Intiltern Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 674 Senior Member	And now for something compeltely different....... this one was sent to me by a Spanish friend from Barcelona.....obviously the Gallegos (people from Galicia) are the butt of some jokes up there in Catalunya - a bit like us Irish back in UK, maybe its an anti Gaelic thing the world over .....by the way, I have nothing against them myself, being a fellow Gael - some of the friendliest Spanish I've met are from Galicia, and its a beautiful part of the country - well worth a visit! Carta de Reclamacion de un Gallego al gerente del Hotel donde paso el fin de a?o en Londres (Letter of complaint from a Gallego to the management of a hotel where he spent New Year's) try to read with Spanish pronunciation - eg. 'j' similar to 'h' and 'i' sounds like 'ee'. enjoy...... --------------------------------------- Dier Se?or Gerente: Now I am tella yu di story of jau I was treated at yor jotel. I am comma from Galicia as touris to London and estay as a spanish man at yor jotel. When I comma my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I col down de recepshon and tella: "I wanna shit". Dey tella me "Go to the toillett". I sey "no, no, I wanna shit in my bed". Dey sey "You betta not shit in yor bed, you sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?. I go down for restoran for breikfast. I order beicon and eggs and two pisses of toast, I getta only one piss of toast. I tell a waitress and points of toast "I wanna piss". She tella me "Go to the toillett" I say "No, No, I wanna piss on my plate". She den say to me "you bloddy fella not piss on yor plate, you sonnawabitch". Secon person who don even know me and col me sonnawabitch!. What is sonnawabitch?. Later I go dinner into restoran. Spoon and knife is der but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock", and she tella me: "Sure, everybody wanna fock", "I tella her", no, no, you don understand me. "I wanna fock on de table". She den tella me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on de table?, "Got your ass out of here". So I go to de recepshon and ask for de bills. I no wanna stay in dis jotel no more. When I have pay de bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and peace on you". I say "piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go back to Galicia!. I never more comma stay in your jotel, you sonnawabitch. Sincirly, Venancio.
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