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**Polopolop** · 09-01-2012, 11:15 AM

An 80 year old couple go to the Doctors and say we want to have a baby - The Doctor looks at them and thinks best amuse them, so he says "The first thing we need to do is get a sperm sample, take this bottle and come back in 3 days"

3 days later they arrive at surgery and the Doc says " How did you get on" - The 80 year old bloke says "I tried my left hand, I tried my right hand, the wife tried her left hand, she tried her right hand, she tried her mouth, with her teeth in and with them out - We can't get the bloody top off" !!!!!
<span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Fri Jan 14 2005, 04:45PM ]</span>

09-01-2012, 11:15 AM	#17
Polopolop Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	An 80 year old couple go to the Doctors and say we want to have a baby - The Doctor looks at them and thinks best amuse them, so he says "The first thing we need to do is get a sperm sample, take this bottle and come back in 3 days" 3 days later they arrive at surgery and the Doc says " How did you get on" - The 80 year old bloke says "I tried my left hand, I tried my right hand, the wife tried her left hand, she tried her right hand, she tried her mouth, with her teeth in and with them out - We can't get the bloody top off" !!!!! <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Fri Jan 14 2005, 04:45PM ]</span>
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