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Old 09-02-2012, 01:54 AM   #2
qp0yfHOf

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If My kind of Man Wrote Advice Columns

Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.


Ah...... I have always wanted that but was afraid my husband would not enjoy that with George.


Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

Oh yeah... do it.. while he is watching TV, writing, all the time. Keep the man always excited and wanting more.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys

This is the ideal time for you to go with your boys.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A talented man knows how to make a woman come all three ways.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

Try another man then.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

Trade him in for a new husband if you do not cum several times before he does.

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