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**hrthwhr** · 12-17-2005, 07:00 AM

Anyone know any good pickup lines (funny, cheesy or just plain effective?) This could be a forum all on its own!

Here are a few to get it started...

CHEESY:

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some hot buns.

Are your legs tired.... because they've been running through my mind all day.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together...

Would you like to buy a vowel? .... I was hoping you'd choose I. i'll take a u.

DIRECT/SCANDALOUS:

Do you sleep on your stomach? Could I?

Do you have any plans for about 3 am tonight?

I'd like to cook you breakfast in the morning... How do you like you're eggs? (I heard of someone trying this one and getting the response:... unfertilized!)

FUNNY:

Are your parents retards? Because you're special...

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.

EFFECTIVE:
Haven't found one yet.

12-17-2005, 07:00 AM	#1
hrthwhr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	Pickup lines Anyone know any good pickup lines (funny, cheesy or just plain effective?) This could be a forum all on its own! Here are a few to get it started... CHEESY: Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got some hot buns. Are your legs tired.... because they've been running through my mind all day. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together... Would you like to buy a vowel? .... I was hoping you'd choose I. i'll take a u. DIRECT/SCANDALOUS: Do you sleep on your stomach? Could I? Do you have any plans for about 3 am tonight? I'd like to cook you breakfast in the morning... How do you like you're eggs? (I heard of someone trying this one and getting the response:... unfertilized!) FUNNY: Are your parents retards? Because you're special... Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away. EFFECTIVE: Haven't found one yet.
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