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**Intiltern** · 04-25-2006, 07:00 AM

DON'T FORGET THE TIP - Q: How do you get a BYU grad off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

THAT SMARTS - Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Cougar Stadium?

A: A visitor.

DEGREE TO GO - The engineer who graduated from Utah State asks, "How does that work?''

The engineer who graduated from the U. of U asks, "How can I make that work better?''

BIG G, LITTLE O - Q: What is the difference between the U. of U. football team and a bowl of Cheerios?

A: The Cheerios belong in a bowl!

GROUNDHOG DAY - Q: What do you get when you cross-breed BYU football and a groundhog?

A: Six more weeks of bad football!

The engineer who graduated from BYU asks, "Would you like fries with that?''

OH-OH ORSON - It's a good thing that Orson Pratt was not made president of the LDS Church. Otherwise BYU would have been named OPU.

LIGHT U. UP - Q. How many BYU graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Answer unknown. Still searching for a BYU graduate with the qualifications to do such a task.

LEARNING CURVE - Q: How many BYU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

CURSES! SOILED AGAIN - Q: Why did the BYU grad only change her baby's diaper once a week?

A: The box said 9 to 11 lbs.

FORE U. - Q: What do you call someone from BYU golfing with an IQ of 120?

A: A foursome!

BOOK 'EM - A fire gutted the BYU library the other day causing $6.95 worth of damage . . . It could have been worse but someone had the coloring book checked out.

ON TRACK - As two BYU grads walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. The first asked, ``Deer tracks?'' The second replied, ``No, bear tracks.'' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.

04-25-2006, 07:00 AM	#2
Intiltern Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 674 Senior Member	BYU Jokes DON'T FORGET THE TIP - Q: How do you get a BYU grad off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. THAT SMARTS - Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Cougar Stadium? A: A visitor. DEGREE TO GO - The engineer who graduated from Utah State asks, "How does that work?'' The engineer who graduated from the U. of U asks, "How can I make that work better?'' BIG G, LITTLE O - Q: What is the difference between the U. of U. football team and a bowl of Cheerios? A: The Cheerios belong in a bowl! GROUNDHOG DAY - Q: What do you get when you cross-breed BYU football and a groundhog? A: Six more weeks of bad football! The engineer who graduated from BYU asks, "Would you like fries with that?'' OH-OH ORSON - It's a good thing that Orson Pratt was not made president of the LDS Church. Otherwise BYU would have been named OPU. LIGHT U. UP - Q. How many BYU graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A. Answer unknown. Still searching for a BYU graduate with the qualifications to do such a task. LEARNING CURVE - Q: How many BYU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore course. CURSES! SOILED AGAIN - Q: Why did the BYU grad only change her baby's diaper once a week? A: The box said 9 to 11 lbs. FORE U. - Q: What do you call someone from BYU golfing with an IQ of 120? A: A foursome! BOOK 'EM - A fire gutted the BYU library the other day causing $6.95 worth of damage . . . It could have been worse but someone had the coloring book checked out. ON TRACK - As two BYU grads walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. The first asked, ``Deer tracks?'' The second replied, ``No, bear tracks.'' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.
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