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You missed my favorite:

A child stood before a judge in a heated custody case. The judged told him "Son, you need to choose who you are going to live with. Do you want to live with your mother? " The child replies "No, she beats me. " The judge says, "Well then I assume you want to live with your father." The child replies "No way, he beats me too." "Well then who will you live with?" asks the judge.
"I want to live with BYU. They don't beat anyone!"

Doh! Oh wait I attend BYU, I guess the joke doesn't really apply to any other colleges in this state though. Good thing I'm not a sports fan.

Heres a jewel I'm sure no ones ever heard before:

Why was there no manger scene at the U this year? ....
Because they could find three wise men or a virgin!


By the way.... they really wanted me to attend your little college up there in SLC but it I decided I would rather get a real education