My favorite quote from the whole movie: Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail? George W. Bush: DUH! Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical! George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs? Kumar Patel: No sir. George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs? Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah. George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.