I can't be arsed to read all this, but I get the impression that you think that everyone who drinks, drinks to get drunk (i.e. puking, falling, being a ****). It's perfectly possible to have a few drinks and just have a good time you know. Drinking doesn't mean drunk.
This is like a story from a sitcom. Next, Bungle will realize that he is fabricating the point that he is arguing with, apologize and we will love him again. Someone says: "I like to drink." Bungle hears: "I like to get snookered and start fights and kill people and rape babies." Then he argues what he heard. Disgusting.