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My bird wants a bloody Nokia Lumia. I am having no luck persuading her it's ****. Last night the discussion went something like:

Her: I want a lumia phone.
Me: They are rubbish.
Her: Why?
Me: The software is terrible and there are not many apps.
Her: I like it.
Me: Why?
Her: It looks nice.

Can't argue with logic like that so I asked her for a blowjob to change the subject.