My bird wants a bloody Nokia Lumia. I am having no luck persuading her it's ****. Last night the discussion went something like: Her: I want a lumia phone. Me: They are rubbish. Her: Why? Me: The software is terrible and there are not many apps. Her: I like it. Me: Why? Her: It looks nice. Can't argue with logic like that so I asked her for a blowjob to change the subject.