Just to be clear - I drive a 520d M Sport Because I actually said that and was being 100% serious, right? My last car was an Audi. Anyway, I clearly said white Audis.
Now now, that's what a ****** would say. Audis aren't really that expensive anyway.
You have to admit though, for young blokes, driving an Audi A4 or S3, is akin to walking down the street with your c0ck hanging out.