[ppaelkos]

Why is autism a part of this story? Look at this bullshit:
Gardner's training in searching for people with autism taught him they are naturally drawn to water, so the helicopter search focused on the Escalante River, the department said. Oh really? People lost and wandering through the desert would normally abandon a source of water at all costs, right? **** sake.

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