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Old 03-01-2012, 10:41 PM   #4
irrascaft

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I am a representative of J. H. Christ, CEO of Divine Justice ltd, you may even say God's representative on Earth. Divine Justice has released a press release on this piece of media and all other memorabilia of The Gospel.

"For many years, more than I care to broadcast, our company has overseen the product of Earth and regularly released all kinds of propaganda through our smaller company P.O.P.E ltd (Pentateuch Organisation for Propaganda on Earth). Due to our increasingly diminishing following in the 80s/90s, we decided to overlook the production of unofficial propaganda which, we freely admit, has served us well. However, as of January 2012, all unofficial productions must cease due to the coming event: End Of Days. (See press release 21, Mayan Age)" - J. H. Christ 2011

This unofficial statement has been released 12 months before any action shall be taken as an act of good faith. I, as a Jew, obviously love Dubstep and regret to be the bearer of bad news, however if these terms are not met in the allotted time there will be a repeat of Noahgate, which will momentarily put out the fires of hell released in December 2012 and all offenders will face a court hearing and further persecution such as name calling and poking.

Regards,
Alex Goldsteinbergstein

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