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Democrats who tear their rotator cuffs patting themselves on the back for insisting the State sanction gay marriage will recoil in horror at extending the same right to polygamists. Why? Any two will do but three’s a felony? Why is the number of hyphens in a modern surname the dividing line between subsidy and crime?

And Republicans who will drive hours to attend a “hands off my health care” rally will be the first to demand that Government come down with both hands clenched into fists on someone else’s health care if it happens to involve cannabis. I have read the Constitution’s enumerated powers hundreds of times and still can’t find “ban plants” listed there. Well said.