•Mormons believe The Book of Mormon was written by and named after one of it's supporting characters, who had the ghost of his son, Moroni, bid Joseph Smith publish it's contents, which were, essentially, Jesus fanfiction. •Formerly the Garden of Eden and the future site of New Jerusalem, Mormons believe that God called dibs on Jackson County, Missouri, specifically, as a sanctuary for those seeking religious freedom, which may come as a shock to anyone who's ever had to live in Missouri. •Notable Mormons include Glenn Beck, Stephenie Meyer, David Archuleta, and Aaron Eckhart.