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Football is a game where men put on pads and helmets and crash into one another. It's not a game where they put on shorts and tank tops and kick a ball around and bounce it off their heads. That's soccer, and it's a kid's game. The world champions of football are the New York Giants, not whoever won the last World Cup BS. That pisses European weenies off that we call our football champs world champs when the game is only played in the USA. They should just shut the fuck up and admit that they don't play American football against us because they would get their fucking asses kicked. Can you imagine the Paris Pussies trying to beat the Green Bay Packers. Hahahahahahaha!

It's obvious there's not enough contact in soccer. The European fans are always getting all pissed off over the games and beating the shit out of each other. The damn contact is supposed to be on the field with the players, not in the stands with the fans. European soccer is a BUTT SLAM sport that French faggots watch while sipping their Dom Pérignon before they homo hump each other's buttholes.

I know, they probably named their lame sport football before we used the name. So fuwkin' what? They should just admit that our sport is better and yield to us the naming rights. It's not like the name "soccer" disparages the sport. I think the World Cup trophy should be inscribed as follows:

World Soccer Champions (but you're still dickwads compared to the [name of whatever team is currently Super Bowl Champions])