Well, we do play rugby. Which is the same thing as your 'football', but without all the pussy ass body armour, to stop you from getting a nosebleed.
Football? Hell before cowboys started wimping out and wearing helmets and flack jackets Rodeo was America's sport. Hell a cowboy taking a "wrap" with the tail of the bullrope and being drug around the arena while the clowns are trying to save his ass, now that is entertainment.