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Old 12-16-2009, 12:54 AM   #30
MilenaJaf

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Dog’s, when they go to eat, don’t know how to thank God. They are unable to because they are not made in God’s image. You are, however. You can thank God. Therefore, don’t act like a dog. Pause before you eat. You’re not a dog! When he stands on his paws, he won’t pause to thank God.
Dogs can lick their balls. I can't lick mine. Since I'm made in G_d's image, does that mean he can't lick his balls either? That's got to be disappointing for him. What good is omnipotence if you can't lick your own balls?
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