Everyone knows the King has a problem with the 21st Century. Human rights to him is an evil invention of poor, tortured people and how on earth could he take their word for it. Let's face it, it's not like they have an unbiased opinion. Well, they would say that, wouldn’t they? It is an obvious conflict of interest. As the King famously said on being questioned on his human rights abuses, "Torture never hurt anyone".