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The remainder looks ****able, yes?

First of all, I don't ****.
Secondly, what point is it saying the remainder looks ****able? Couldn't you do that to any woman on the planet if you censored enough of her?
Thirdly, it's okay that you have low standards, Darius. You'll be making that good attorney money soon though so you can afford to bump up your standards soon.
Fourthly, I already said that if you knew any of these women, you would consider them fairly attractive, but they're not television attractive.
Fifthly, being fairly attractive does not equal 'oh my god, you make me wanna umpf umpf'