[Slonopotam845]

A progressive egomaniac. Certainly a larger than life figure, but likely a complete douchebag in real life. Didn't like those big companies, so he figured he was going to do something about it. Heard about a book that told of horrors in meat packing plants out west in Chicago, so he figured he was going to do something about it. Heard about people getting their heads bashed in playing this new-fangled sport "football," so he figured out he was going to do something about it. Heard the Ivans and the Japs were having a little war and he didn't have a place in it, so he figured he was going to do something about it. Saw some pretty forests during his travels, so he figured he was going to do something about it. Bully, I say!