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Old 04-04-2012, 06:39 AM   #1
Kolovorotkes

Join Date
Oct 2005
Posts
480
Senior Member
Default YOU'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT AND THEN.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR CREDIT CARDS PAID OFF & YOU'VE ALWAYS BOUGHT USED CARS THAT YOU CAN PAY OFF EARLY WITH NO PENALTY.

YOU KNOW THAT A NEW CAR LOSES HALF IT'S VALUE AS SOON AS YOU SIGN THE PAPERWORK.

YOU OWN A HOME SO YOU CAN PAY INTO YOUR OWN EQUITY INSTEAD OF YOUR LANDLORD'S.

YOU MAKE AN EXTRA $50 EACH MONTH ON YOUR MORTGAGE PRINCIPAL & YOU WERE SMART TO AVOID HOME PURCHASE SCAMS THAT USE NEGATIVE AMORTIZATION.

YOU'VE KEPT YOUR PANTS ON & STAYED AWAY FROM DRUGS. YOU'VE GOT NO KIDS TO FEED & NO THERAPISTS TO WRITE CHECKS TO.

YOU'VE ALSO GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE OF SOME SORT & A FEW JOBS BEHIND YOU.

YOU SAW THE RAMBO MOVIES & LAUGHED. YOU SAW THE X-MEN MOVIES & CRIED. YOU KNEW HOW TITANIC ENDED BUT YOU WENT AND SEEN IT ANYWAY.

LATER YOU RAN INTO THE MOB & THEY DECIDED THAT YOU ARE A LATE ABORTION. THEY OWN THE COPS, THEY OWN THE BUSINESS MANAGERS, THEY OWN THE CHURCH.

WHERE DO YOU TURN TO FOR RELIEF?
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