[topbonuscasino]

To me what defines an asshole is someone who sits close to you at the beach with his wifebeater tan/burn, cheap tattoos, eats McDonalds, has kids who eat McDonald's and walk around feeding french fries to the seagulls who then flock to the area (and bomb birdcrap all over you, your towel, your picnic basket, and your girlfriend), and then talks on their cell phone or sets a boombox in front of them and plays their favorite 80s metal for everyone else to party to. Finally when they go home, they leave their McDonald's paper wrappers and bags on the beach next to the french fry boxes for someone else to clean up.