To me what constitutes an asshole is some rude classless moron with no manners.
Get fucked before you regret you ever showed up here scumbag.
I was here first you little pigfucking retard so I ask the questions and you answer, not the other way around. My mission is to make life difficult for dumb little pigfuckers like you. I trust you get the jest of what I am saying.
No its not all I have either. If you dont believe me name the place and the time and we will settle this like real men. No rules. What say you? Oh, you might wanna bring a backboard for your ride home........
I'll be keeping a close eye on you, buttfucking retard...