[somasideff]

IN THE NEW AWESOME WORLD YOU WILL GO TO PLACEMENT AGENCY AFTER YOUR DIVORCE AND SCORE A GREAT NEW JOB!

BUT THEN LATER THE PEOPLE ALREADY AT YOUR JOB WILL KILL YOU FOR BEING A CHRISTIAN.

ALSO THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR YOUR BELIEF IN ABSTINENCE DUE TO HPVS.

ALSO THEY WILL KILL YOU FOR PURCHASING A USED SPORTS CAR.

YOU WILL BE ACCUSED OF BEING A COWARD AND A PIECE OF SHIT LIAR.

YOU WILL BE DELETED FROM EXISTENCE.