[awagsFare]

...the only conservative on the board?

...the only Christian on the board?

...the only person on the board that drives American?

...the only person on the board that owns a home?

...the only person on the board that doesn't smoke pot?

...the only person on the board that doesn't shoot up?

...the only person on the board that doesn't do coke?

...the only person on the board that doesn't sacrifice people to Satan?

...the only person on the board with no self-exalted/elitist complex?

...the only person on the board that has a job?

...the only person on the board that likes women?

...the only person on the board who isn't part of or starting to form an anti-semitic cult?