. All this regulation is going to do is fuck US brokers in the ass. American traders are switching to foreign brokers who aren't governed by the CFTC. I'm getting reading to change to a Swiss company even though I really like my American broker. It's all thanks to those f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f, I say, f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feeeyags at the CFTC. Those dildoes can suck my goddamn cock. .