1. Be a macho asshole. 2. Cheat. Men are supposed to. 3. Hide money from your woman. 4. Have secret, elitist, Nazi anal sex with your buddies. 5. Keep lots of porn around to hurt your woman's feelings and make her constantly feel as if she isn't good enough. 6. Secretly read the Koran and believe in the male soul and female slave. 7. Never visit wussy places like Canada.