8. Break up with women before things like Xmas and Venereal Disease/Valentine's Day so you don't have to spend money on her. Wait for her parachute lay to dump her and then take her back after she goes to the hole doctor. 9. Learn everything about sports so to prove you aren't gay. 10. Insist that you always need to "go out" and "hang with the dudes" when really you just want some strange.