Socialism leads to lazy, worthless, piece of shit subjects. At least fascism keeps them vigorous. Can we throw in a healthy dose of nationalism? Being the corporate stooge I am, I would fare better under fascism than socialism. With fascism, my company would have political connections and would do well. Under socialism they'd just take my paycheck and run my company out of business. Under fascism I'd eventually work my way to the top and rule all of you motherfuckers. Only then would you know true tyranny.