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**n2Oddw8P** · 01-05-2012, 08:53 PM

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/201...overnment.html

LULZ!!! This was great!

Hi, I'm Omar, the Obama administration's official kid's ambassador. Today I'll be guiding you through some of the many necessary regulations that government imposes on us for our protection -- and we'll learn the alphabet at the same time!

A is for auto. The size, speed, fuel and bumpers of autos must be regulated to protect us from ourselves!

B is for business. Government must levy taxes, regulations, fees, surcharges and paperwork on businesses, lest they take advantage of workers.

C is for cupcakes. Every aspect of child nutrition must be controlled -- because we can't leave it up to the parents!

-Snip

F is for fare. Cab fares must be tightly controlled down to the tenth-mile because small business owners simply can not be trusted.

H is for Happy Meals. Selling toys with food is an evil marketing tactic, which kids and parents should not be exposed to!

S is for shower-head. Unrestricted flow wastes water, which is why government must regulate how all shower-heads work.

They do the alphabet...lol

With pics.

01-05-2012, 08:53 PM	#1
n2Oddw8P Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	The Obama Administration's Official Alphabet Guide for Learning Government's Role http://directorblue.blogspot.com/201...overnment.html LULZ!!! This was great! Hi, I'm Omar, the Obama administration's official kid's ambassador. Today I'll be guiding you through some of the many necessary regulations that government imposes on us for our protection -- and we'll learn the alphabet at the same time! A is for auto. The size, speed, fuel and bumpers of autos must be regulated to protect us from ourselves! B is for business. Government must levy taxes, regulations, fees, surcharges and paperwork on businesses, lest they take advantage of workers. C is for cupcakes. Every aspect of child nutrition must be controlled -- because we can't leave it up to the parents! -Snip F is for fare. Cab fares must be tightly controlled down to the tenth-mile because small business owners simply can not be trusted. H is for Happy Meals. Selling toys with food is an evil marketing tactic, which kids and parents should not be exposed to! S is for shower-head. Unrestricted flow wastes water, which is why government must regulate how all shower-heads work. They do the alphabet...lol With pics.
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