[nickayary]

Do you guys realize that Barack Obongo is the only politician in recent memory that's actually kept his campaign promises? I'm not talking about trivial shit like ending the bogus wars or closing GITMO, but he's actually fulfilled on his core message. He said he was gonna change America and he's kept his word. That motherfucker has really changed America from the greatest superpower in history to a dysfunctional cesspool with record highs in everything that's bad! We all know that niggers lead the way in every negative statistic, so let's make sure that what was once our country reflects our elected leader's true essence!

Let's reelect this honest nigger!