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Does the bible piss you off?
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Does the bible piss you off?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments
— 1 — 1 And God spake all these words, saying, 4–5 The Lord talked with you face to face in the mount out of the midst of the fire ... saying, Pre 1 — 2 I
am
the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. 6 I
am
the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. 1 2 1 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me. 2 2 1 4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness
of any thing
that
is
in heaven above, or that
is
in the earth beneath, or that
is
in the water under the earth: 8 Thou shalt not make thee
any
graven image,
or
any likeness
of any thing
that
is
in heaven above, or that
is
in the earth beneath, or that
is
in the waters beneath the earth: 2 2 1 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I theLord thy God
am
a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth
generation
of them that hate me; 9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I theLord thy God
am
a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth
generation
of them that hate me, 2 2 1 6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. 10 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me and keep my commandments. 3 3 2 7 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for theLord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. 11 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for theLord will not hold
him
guiltless that taketh his name in vain. 4 4 3 8 Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 12 Keep the sabbath day to sanctify it, as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee. 4 4 3 9 Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: 13 Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work: 4 4 3 10 But the seventh day
is
the sabbath of the Lord thy God:
in it
thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that
is
within thy gates: 14 But the seventh day
is
the sabbath of the Lord thy God:
in it
thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle, nor thy stranger that
is
within thy gates; that thy manservant and thy maidservant may rest as well as thou. 4 4 3 11 For
in
six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them
is
, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. 15 And remember that thou wast a servant in the land of Egypt, and
that
the Lord thy God brought thee out thence through a mighty hand and by a stretched out arm: therefore the Lord thy God commanded thee to keep the sabbath day. 5 5 4 12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. 16 Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. 6 6 5 13 Thou shalt not kill. 17 Thou shalt not kill. 7 7 6 14 Thou shalt not commit adultery. 18 Neither shalt thou commit adultery. 8 8 7 15 Thou shalt not steal. 19 Neither shalt thou steal. 9 9 8 16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. 20 Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour. 10 10 9 17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, 21 Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, 10 10 10 thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that
is
thy neighbour's. neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any
thing
that
is
thy neighbour's.
Homosexuality:
http://bible.cc/leviticus/20-13.htm
Drugs:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:8&version=KJV
Stupidity.
http://bible.cc/mark/12-17.htm
Man that bible ruins everything!
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