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Obama got our guys into Pakistan and got that fuckface, Osama bin Laden's, head blown the fuck OFF with brains splattering everywhere and then that fucker was fed to the fish. What a cool guy. And Kadaffi went splat and some other Al Quaida douchebag.

It's the Republicunts who fucked over our economy with the goddamn quagmire in Iraq. Fuck those shitholes. Obama's the cool guy who tried to finally get everyone fucking health care. I don't care if your job is cleaning pubes off of urinals; you fucking deserve goddamn health care! But the Refucklicans would rather have you sew up your own slashed leg and get infected and just die because they're a bunch of un-American corp-whores, a bunch of Borg corp-drones salivating and doing their bidding.

The Republicans are shitasses, and you dildoes who support them are just a bunch of inbred cow patty humpers who spread your asscheeks wide and let Fido ram his schlong up your shitter, then you enjoy licking the shit off his cock while he blast another doggie goo load right between your eyes and you love it and then take your oxyontin and worship Rush Limbaugh.

If I have any criticism of liberals it's that they pussyfoot around and sugarcoat shit too much, trying not to offend. Well, that's why this post is needed. I'm tellin' it like it is, and the New York Times ought to run this post as their fuckin' usual pussy-whipped editorials.

And another, thing. Saara did act like a bit of a cunt, but ain't one of you here who can honestly say she didn't have nice tits. I'd be happy to grab'em and dry hump my hard-on against her crotch and say, "Baby, I'm votin' for Obama." And then we collapse into a wild and passionately undulating heap of flesh, grunting and gasping as we shred off each other's clothes and I penetrate her hot'n'moist inviting pussy and blast my load into her, knocking her up with a snot-nosed little maggot who we'll raise together to LOVE liberalism and to fight incessantly to get fuwkin' universal health care and make Rush Limbaugh blow his brains out with a Smith & Wesson.

Now I know a bunch of you motherfuwkinshitfaces are gonna be pissed off that I've written a blatantly pro-liberal post here at DLP. Well, tough shee-yat! This is the place for freewheelin' opinions and this is mine.

Oh, yeah, and Franklin Roosevelt was an AWESOME cool guy and president. The New Deal rawked, but it sucks that that asswipe Ronald Reagan came along and fucked it all up. Shitfaces.

FUCK YOU! Conservative shitfaces BLOW ME and my dog, Spot!!!! Voting Republican is un-American.