Thelastsoberguy is a gigolo who humps old ladies and faggots for profit and he loves it. His pimp's name is Tyrone, and he's in love with him. He sucks Tyrone's big, black cock and guzzles his hot cum down his gullet and loves it. They get stoned together on Peruvian weed; then he comes in here and posts about how evil pot is. He drinks an entire bottled of vodka and smokes an entire bowl and then gets horny and lubes up his asscheeks and bends over, stretching them wide, saying, "Oooooh, Tyrone, my sweet, bone me up the ass." Then pimp boy obliges him with his gigantic, hard, black schlong while thelastsober guy moans, "Aaaawwww, bay-buh cum in my shit chute!" The lastsoberguy is a worthless subhuman who was born from the buttfuck of an orangutan. Some scientist in Africa saw a gay male orangutan in the wild and got horny and humped him up his shithole, fertilizing his monkey turds and 9 months later, thelastsoberguy was born. Unfortunately, some dope-smoking missionaries found him and thought he was cute and adopted him, then brought him back to the US.