I think bad boys are way hotter than goodie two shows Christian types. So Jesus healed a few sick people and turned water into wine. Big fucking deal. Satan is the bad boy hottie with that bald head and goatee, whew, baby. Who would you want fondling your butt, Jesus or Satan? Satan would be happy to give you an erotic spanking and get you all horny while Jesus would probably just bless your butt. What a wimp. Satan is where it's at. I've decided to become a Satanist because he's so fucking hot. I know religious types are probably going to yell at me. Oh, well. They're weenies. Satanists have really cool black and red robes too and they look hot in that candle light. I want Satan to spank my bare butt with a riding crop and then mount me from behind. that's hot.