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Old 09-28-2011, 06:38 PM   #1
sniskelsowwef

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Default Fucktard Shangri-La
What do you suppose the liberals envision if they finally "won" and got everything they claim to want?

Of course we all know it would resemble the 6th layer of faggot hell, except with less economic prosperity.. But what do you suppose they see when they think of the perfect L-tard future? Ya know, the one without those despicable TEABAGGERS! HOLDING BACK THE PROGRESS OF ALL MANKIND! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

What I think Main street USA might look like to them:

Picture an overly bright street in a neighborhood where butch looking, lesbian postal workers deliver the mail on twin Segway's, hand in hand, to houses fitted with solar panels and wind turbines.. Mail delivery is smooth and efficient, and the lesbian life partners are happy, because government invests half of GDP in the Postal Service..

Down the way, we see a smiling male worker, with an unusually high pitched voice and dressed in too short, shorts and a yellow hardhat, as he arrives at one of the houses in his Plugin-electric repair truck to fix a minor problem with one of the panels on the roof. The bill for this will only be $20.00, because government invests half of GDP in the renewable energy sector.

Homosexual children play in the street.. Happily groping each other's asses and singing songs about the revolution.... They will all go to college and have excellent health coverage, because the government invests half of GDP in life long education and another half of GDP in the national health care system.

Across the street is a tiny, dirty shack.. That's where the business owner lives. He works for free, because the government invests all of his income in public works projects. He has enough to get by, though.. Thank to his food rations and cheap, green energy. Each of which the government invests half of GDP in. The lesbian postal workers laugh at him as they throw the mail onto a puddle beside his porch.. He just lowers his head, retrieves the wet mail and hurries back inside the shack.. The children giggle at him. He never complains, because he knows the hundreds of people he employs actually do everything important. All he has invested in the business is his money, so he's very grateful.

Then we see....

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