[immoceefe]

America is the Great Satan, but sometimes it does good things. That's why it's perplexing. America invented Ex Lax, something I feed to my camels all the time. It gives them diarrhea, which makes their assholes nice and lubed up with shit so that it's easier to cornhole them. And yet you Americans who invented this great medication refuse to fuck camel bungholes like Allah has commanded you to. That makes no sense. You have no idea what you're missing. One of my great joys in life is fucking nice'n lubey diarrheal camel shitholes and then immediately shoving my schlong into my 13 year-old wife's cunt. And why don't you eat goat eyeballs? They're a delicacy.

If you don't start fucking camel buttholes and eating goat eyeballs and raping 13-year-old girls, Allah's gonna get fucking pissed off and send us Mujahadeen Warriors out to kill you to death until you're dead.