[denwerdinoss]

We'd do a skit on the GOP debate..

They'd pan across a nervous stage of candidates.. Who all look as though they're praying for a good showing. Trying to remember their coaching, etc..

Then they'd get to Newt.. and he'd be sitting in a lazy-boy recliner, with a mic stand beside it.

Back across the stage.. Huntsman is chasing a young boy around his podium.. A wax statue for Bachman.. Etc.

Back to Newt. He's got a TV tray in his lap in the recliner now and he's eating a BBQ chicken leg. He throws the leg at the MC's and tells them to stop trying get get the candidates to fight..

Then he takes a few quick bites and answers the question. He gesticulates with another BBQ chicken leg as he talks.

Back across the stage.. Ron Paul is talking about how the Constitution and the founders concept of property rights enshrined there mean that you REALLY SHOULD get off his lawn when you are asked.. as you have no right to be there.. Santorum pauses to ask "Did you smell that? Did you? Huh?" two or three times. Huntsman is now in S&M gear.. Bachman is now answering questions from below and behind the podium so she can't even be seen. and waving a little flag out a hole in the side for emphasis.. Perry is interrupted screaming "pussy" at Mitt.. Herman Cain is speaking passionately about snakes on his plane..

Back to Newt.. He's finished eating now, and half the stage lights flash and go out.. He dabs his mouth with his napkin, sets the TV tray aside, gets up and fixes them as he's giving his answer..