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Old 09-05-2011, 06:50 PM   #4
qilmuz6v

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I'm sure people have wondered the meaning behind my handle. One day I took a massive shit and my poop in the toilet somehow formed the shape of the Star of David. I wiped my ass on my hand and flushed. That was the day I realized that Jews were shit that needed to be flushed away. Every since then I've dedicated my life to murdering them. It was a thoughtful and logical process. Ever since then I've carefully observed my shit in the toilet or in the desert sand because it reveals Allah's prophecy to me. Allah has given me the gift of prophetic shit and I intend to use it wisely. This prophecy has directed me to beat my wives, to let camels hump me up the ass, and to support Al Quaida. That's why all you Yankee imperialist infidels must die to death until dead.
I didn't know shit could shit itself out.
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