[Phighicle]

Well, heck, if it ain't one o' them towel headed P jamma wearing Muslim jihadist wheirdos! Me and my best friend, Bubba, we set up these here scarecrows with watermelon heads and put towels on them like they was these Muslim terrorist commies, and we sat on our back porch drinking beers and shooting at them with our shotguns. It sure was fun watching them watermelon heads explode. Anyways, we done our target practice, and we're ready for all of y'all jihad hollerin' wheirdos.