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**TouccuraLar** · 08-17-2011, 03:57 AM

I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor...

Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway.

There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for:

1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags...

2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice.

3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss...

4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest.

5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes!

We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever...

So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up.

08-17-2011, 03:57 AM	#1
TouccuraLar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Attention: Stupid Motherfucking Republican Party! I'd like to vote in 2012. I would really love to. So please do me a favor... Give me a fucking candidate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the major malfunction here? Why can you not pony up someone who I can really get behind? Ron Paul is the best of the litter right now, but he's still not all I'm looking for. And you're fucking him in the ass, anyway. There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure you can find someone reasonably close to what I'm looking for: 1. Fiscal responsibility - Get this goddamned budget in line. If you HAVE to raise taxes, so be it, but give me a good fucking reason. Make me understand what the plan is, and exactly how it leads to prosperity. Please get these lazy motherfuckers off the dole. I'm tired of it, and I'd rather fight them than work for them at this point. I am DONE fucking around with scumbags... 2. Military - Stop telling me we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Just STOP. They don't hate us for our freedom. They hate us because our government and military makes hay for massive corporations. Everybody knows it, so let's cut the shit. But, at the same time, I need you to be a badass. I need the whole world to know that IF they fuck with us, they are corpses. Period. Close the bases, bring the boys back home, cut the spending, but let everybody know that we will answer any attack with extreme prejudice. 3. Liberty - Stop telling me what to do!!! Your job is simple. I give you money. You buy guns and train people to use them. And then you keep people from robbing or killing me. Stop thinking that YOU are the boss, you dickheads! I pay your fucking salary! That makes ME the boss... 4. Cut the corporate whorefare - Really? Are you fucking serious, Republican Party? The party of PERSONAL responsibility makes sure to divert PUBLIC funds to the cause? Fuck. You. There is no "too big to fail". If they can't compete, fuck 'em. Survival of the fittest. 5. Globalism/Aliens - This is real fucking easy. We have a border. Defend it, assholes! We also have a production base. Defend it, assholes! We're a long way from the 2012 election, so there is still hope. But, Republican Party, you need to step it the fuck up. I am TIRED of voting for the lesser of two evils. I'm sick of it. It's like kissing your sister, it feels great for one night, but then you regret it forever... So. Please. Step. It. The. Fuck. Up.
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