[Mangoman]

WE HAVE A SATISFACTORY RELATIONSHIP WITH MOST OF THEM.


MANY HAVE VITAL RADAR AND METEOROLOGICAL INSTALLATIONS ON THEM, AMONG OTHER USEFUL AND STRATEGICALLY IMPORTANT THINGS.

TELL YOU WHAT... IF YOU REALLY WANT AN ISLAND, JUST TAKE HAITI. IT'S A SEMI-ISLAND, AND IT'S UN-DEFENDED.

GO TO MEXICO, TAKE PASSAGE TO CUBA, AND THENCE TO HAITI.

STEP OFF THE PLANE OR ONTO THE SHORE AND CLAIM THE SON OF A BITCH IN YOUR NAME... OR CHARLIE SHEEN'S, IF THAT'S YOUR THING.

YOU CAN PROBABLY DO AT LEAST AS MUCH WITH HAITI AS ANYONE ELSE.


THE NATIVES ARE NOT KNOWN TO BE OVERTLY CANNIBALISTIC, BUT THEY ARE LIABLE TO CUT YOU UP PRETTY GOOD IF YOU DON'T WATCH THEM.

JUST SAYIN'...