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Old 10-31-2010, 04:08 PM   #2
ffflyer

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Darkies Shit Free At WOLFIE'S

Let it be known that wolfie having sequestered himself in the torpid insufferable heat of the New Guinea jungle,is a fellow of refinement and good taste.

It distresses one to hear the continual bleating of the unwashed, and uneducated masses who continually hurl brickbats,scurrilous innuendos, and copious lashings of vitriol at DLP members as uneducated Nazi rabble.

I must protest against this farrago of unmitigated and unsubstantiated rumors and hearby challenge to a duel the malcontents behind this cowardly custard behavior who would dare besmirch the good name and word smithing ability of my fellow members.

let it be known that wolfie treats his darkies like well loved pets, who avail themselves of (1) one latrine per 20 darkies
(2) 1 stick of Niki Niki (trading tobacco) per week
(3) 1 bottle of coconut oil for skin conditioning
(4) 1 hand bananas per family
(5) 7 day working week
(6)darkies are allowed to have night off

Wolfie has put his name forward for the member of the lower sepik district and will bring to this Honorable position quark, strangeness, and charm, if elected i will put before the house, that town darkies are not to wear ridiculous headware within the town limits of Mt Hagen upon penalty of a severe bastinardo (severe foot whipping ).

I feel remiss in not addressing the vocabulary restaints of my Amerikana bros...if i may use that term kamerads..but in these trying times and the ever encroaching morass of semitic
supremecy..is it a crime for one of our members to imbibe a cleansing ale or two to slake his ravening thirst after a hard day's work in the ghettos and barrios of amerika.

Why even i wolfie likes to kick back ..if i may be so bold to use that Amerikana term.. and enjoy a south pacific lager followed by a little schnapps and listen to Lilli Marlene on my old gramophone as i gaze upon the smiling faces of my darkies toiling away upon my copra plantation..so one must say..to our detractors.. chin chin old chums.

does wolfie win prize..? free tickets to amerika for me and my bro sharnie..?


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