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Old 11-03-2010, 09:04 PM   #1
OnerePeepsy

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Default Classic Leftism is coming back bitchnuts!
I know a couple of you posters live in Florida, I've decided I'm going to in stealth operations help this guy win as state represenative next election.

http://www.cano460.com/


Unfourtanately, I have do so unpublically. Because Jim Profit is like The Batman. If people knew my secret identity, then I could not act as freely and roam the night. But I will leave ads, good ads. Not those crappy ads that either slanderize the opponent or say he's going to rebuild the economy. Ads with SKELETONS RIDING MOTORCYCLES!!! and a photoshop of him kicking a baby for the lulz. Thats how a politician should act, that's how I'd act!

He's a nice guy, he deserves to get elected. He's around my age, and I've taken a liking to him. His insistance on aiding the elderly and handicapped rivals my own. Albeit we do it for different reasons. I think he does it out of altruism, I do it out of an idealistic vision for the future.

What I'm trying to say is eventually more Jim Profit politicians will begin to springup in elections. Not just people I find to be the lesser of two evils, but authentic beneficaries to the Jim Profit cause... Now just because I don't comeout and say I'm Jim Profit, does not mean you won't find me next to the guy, or talking to him, campaigning for him. I could be anywhere.

I don't think it's a quincidence Rand Paul has a curb stomping supporter by the name Tim Profit, and there's that Jesuit by the name Jim Profit. I'm having oppurtunities around every corner. I'm sure the conspiracists will be typing away. I'd like to think I'm the new millineium's killroy. But I'm not so egotistical as to say that bluntly...

There's a little Jim Profit in all of us.
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